Pizza Stikz

Thousands of years ago, a strange man ran encountered a strange looking vegetable. It looked incredibly delicious and the only thing he wanted was to eat it. He approached and tried to bite it, but the vegetable seemed to have a magnetic property that made it repel from humans. He was determined to get a taste and he dedicated his life to replicating it. Unfortunately, he died before finding the a recipe that satisfied him, but not before passing the mission onto his children, and them to their children. And generations later, a heavenly-tasting replica of the vegetable was created by a lonely villager in Italy. He lived a happy life, knowing his ancestors would be proud.